What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.