The best black people jokes

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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