The best black people jokes

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Vote: has 60.28 % from 178 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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