Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.