Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Joke has 51.98 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Joke has 51.88 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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