The best black people jokes

What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
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