How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.