A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.