The best black people jokes

If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 50.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 50.17 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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has 50.14 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.69 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.56 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 49.51 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 49.45 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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has 49.36 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: black people, death
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 49.14 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 49.13 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
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