Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"