Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black