The best black people jokes

Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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has 47.98 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: black people
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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has 47.85 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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has 47.76 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
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has 47.64 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, music, racist
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 46.97 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 46.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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