The best black people jokes

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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