Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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