The best black people jokes

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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