A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.