Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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