Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.