A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.