Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.