What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!