What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.