The best blonde jokes

A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his dummy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter. After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, "Listen here, jack*ss. Not all blondes are stupid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs." Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone." The blonde replies, "Stay out of this, sir. I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, stupid
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 55.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
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