What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A blonde at a flashing red light!
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
A blonde calls a pizza place to have one ordered to her house. They ask her if she wants the pizza cut into 6 or 12 pieces and she says, "Cut it into 6, I could never eat 12 pieces."
One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."
If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? "Would you like fries with that?"
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.