The best blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
How do you get a blonde to drown? Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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