Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
Friend: I don't know, who?
Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.