The best blonde jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they’re born that way!
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
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Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.
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Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"
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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousn ess or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
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