She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.