What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."