What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A: Grade four.