Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.