A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."