The best blonde jokes

What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, weather
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 30.08 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
Blonde Overdue A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
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