Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...