Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!