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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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