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Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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