Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Because she blows the horn!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis.
He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car".
The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening.
He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room.
"OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.
The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door.
The Germans say, why do you want a car door.
The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.
What kind of car does a rabbit drive?
A furrari.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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