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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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