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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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