Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...