Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!