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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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