Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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