Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.