The best celebrity jokes

Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
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