The best celebrity jokes

Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
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