Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.