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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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