Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
Pawn Stars:
Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"
Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."