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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 63.67 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
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