Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"