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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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