Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.