Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Vote:
Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Vote:
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Vote:
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
Vote:
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Vote:
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Vote:
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Vote:
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Vote: