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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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