Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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