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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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