Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.