“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.