The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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