When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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