Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.