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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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