Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.