The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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