Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".