The best Chuck Norris jokes

While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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