Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.