Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.