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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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