When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.