The best Chuck Norris jokes

Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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