When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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