When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.