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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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