The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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