Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.