When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.