The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.