Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.