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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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