Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette