Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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