Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.